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January 9th 2007 03:46
ASK CAN I BORROW $5 GUY
Dear Can I Borrow $5 Guy:
Recently I started playing the 6 handed limit tables at Party. At first, I was just crushing them, but lately it seems like no matter what I do, I just can't pull down a pot. Any ideas?
Bewildered in Baltimore
Dear Bewildered:
HEY CAN ANY1 IN HERE LOAN ME 5$ BUCKS??? HEY MAN U JUST WOIN A BIG POT CN U JUST TRANFER ME LIKE 5 DOLLRS I AM GOOD4 IT WILL PAY U BACK WHATEVER I WIN. U CAN ASK MRSCORE HE LENT ME $$$$$ AND I PLYED IN A TOURN WON $$$ AND PAID HM BACK !!!! SO U WILL ACTALLY MAKE $$$$.
ANY1? COMEON.
ASK OVERLY-FRIENDLY GUY
Dear Overly-Friendly Guy:
For about two months now I've been a steady winner at $30 single table tournaments. I've built my bank up to a decent level and was wondering if I should make the jump to 50's or just stay with what's working.
Considering in Cleveland
Dear Considering:
nice hand! well played! VNH. good one! oh boy, should've seen that coming! well done, had to see it. oh wow, nice pot, VW played. lol can't beat you today, nice hand! NH!!!! ok, gotta run, GG cu later!
ASK ALL CAPS GUY
Dear ALL CAPS GUY
Hi. I am a new player and was wondering if you could offer me some suggestions for how to get started?
Thanks, Newbie from Florida
DEAR NEWBIE:
YAH I HAVE ADVICE 4 U JUST GIVE ME YOUR $$$$ NOW BC U ARE AWEAK WEAK PLAYER ROFL AND I FEAST ON FISH LIKE U. LOLOLOLOLOL. U JUST KEEP CALLING W/ TRASH HANDS AND I WILL BREAK U JUST KEEP REBUYING FISHIE FISH FISH HERE FSHIE FISHIE ROFL NOW YOUR FAMILY ISN'T GOING TO EAT THIS WEAK U SHOULDN'T PLAY PKER WHEN YUR ON WELFARE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I OWN YOU STPID FISH RIVERAAT.
Poker Advice from parttimepoker
Dear Can I Borrow $5 Guy:
Recently I started playing the 6 handed limit tables at Party. At first, I was just crushing them, but lately it seems like no matter what I do, I just can't pull down a pot. Any ideas?
Bewildered in Baltimore
Dear Bewildered:
ANY1? COMEON.
ASK OVERLY-FRIENDLY GUY
Dear Overly-Friendly Guy:
For about two months now I've been a steady winner at $30 single table tournaments. I've built my bank up to a decent level and was wondering if I should make the jump to 50's or just stay with what's working.
Considering in Cleveland
Dear Considering:
nice hand! well played! VNH. good one! oh boy, should've seen that coming! well done, had to see it. oh wow, nice pot, VW played. lol can't beat you today, nice hand! NH!!!! ok, gotta run, GG cu later!
ASK ALL CAPS GUY
Dear ALL CAPS GUY
Hi. I am a new player and was wondering if you could offer me some suggestions for how to get started?
Thanks, Newbie from Florida
DEAR NEWBIE:
YAH I HAVE ADVICE 4 U JUST GIVE ME YOUR $$$$ NOW BC U ARE AWEAK WEAK PLAYER ROFL AND I FEAST ON FISH LIKE U. LOLOLOLOLOL. U JUST KEEP CALLING W/ TRASH HANDS AND I WILL BREAK U JUST KEEP REBUYING FISHIE FISH FISH HERE FSHIE FISHIE ROFL NOW YOUR FAMILY ISN'T GOING TO EAT THIS WEAK U SHOULDN'T PLAY PKER WHEN YUR ON WELFARE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I OWN YOU STPID FISH RIVERAAT.
Poker Advice from parttimepoker
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